E+P DEGENERES

N-JAY|14|Philippines

i love ellen and portia!! they are incredibly cute together!! they taught me that if you want the world to accept you you need to accept yourself first.

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

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ellenandportiatruelove:

Yes let’s talk about that butt 😍

that look on the second gif tho

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death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

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ellenportia-fans:

#Repost from @dappletree with @repostapp —- Things moms are good at: taking screenshots of their children when they appear on TV. (Not pictured- Usher) #thanksmom #ellen #yellowshoes #ellendegeneres #theellenshow

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therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

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everyday-awkward:

I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect

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portiadeperfect:

THE ENTIRE SCANDAL CAST WILL BE ON ELLEN ON THE 25TH OF SEPTEMBER 

PRAYING THAT INCLUDES PORTIA TOO

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